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un: Rivaini, misfire 4/1

[seagoing]

I'm maybe coming around to the idea of getting a bird, but only one I can train to be my wingman.

I've been thinking teaching it some naughty or clever things to say, people always like a little innuendo right?

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what
miss isabela why would you teach a parrot to have a naughty mouth

[seagoing]

Why wouldn't I? I think it would make a good setup for funny situations in the future.

Just imagine being in an uncomfortably tense situation and having a bird cut right through it with something like 'polly wants to be flipped tits over ass'. Fixes that right up, don't you think?

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[You're making a girl blush Isabela]

I mean
okay yeah I can see how thatd make people laugh
but that means you need to bring your parrot with you wherever you go
what if you train it but then theres a tense situation and your bird is at home

[seagoing]

[Just a common casualty when dealing with her honestly.]

As long as it could behave I don't see why that would be so bad. I wouldn't mind as long as it didn't squawk often and didn't steal my food, the payoff would be so worth it.

[It could sit on her shoulder even, in typical pirate fashion.]

You have a point. I guess I wouldn't want it making a scene while I was away, or interrupting the mood of anything I've set up.